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"I love Auntie O's magazine but it sure would be nice if she let someone else have 5 minutes of fame to grace her cover. I aint hatin, but come on mama!" - Single Ma

"I realize it's just a blasted penny, but it's the principle of the matter. The clerk, not me, is making the decision that I don't need my change back." - SMB

"If you are miserable in your job or your city, think about what George did. You may not do it today but you should start planning for it today." - Uncle Bill