Amy Schoenfeld of the New York Times should be feeling very proud of herself for this paragraph that leads off a story on the Treasury Department teaching young people how to handle credit:

The Treasury Department started a campaign last week to educate Americans about the importance of credit. The campaign was not designed for Wall Street banks, currently awaiting the details on their $700 billion government bailout, but for 18- to 24-year-olds, who are presumably too young to bring the financial system to its knees.