You haven't had a lot of luck in your love life. Yeah, you've had some relationships, maybe even one or two marriages, but it didn't work out and now you're not only alone, but broke, too, because your chosen partners had nothing to offer in the money department.

Next time you're going for the money. At least if it doesn't work out, you'll have had some luxury in your life, and, who knows, you might get half of all he/she is worth.

Me? I choose MillionaireMatch.com. That way I know every guy or girl I meet (and I'll go either way for good money) is a millionaire, maybe even a Certified Millionaire, which is better than a regular millionaire, because some of these people are just damn liars:

A homeless man accused of duping 13 women by posing as a millionaire on an Internet dating service was arraigned Wednesday in this Philadelphia suburb.

Paul Krueger, 50, used a laptop computer to meet the women on Millionairematch.com, prosecutors said. He is accused of stealing more than $100,000 from the women after convincing them he was a Grammy-nominated record mogul who needed investors for a new business venture that manufactured DVDs, CDs and other videos. He showed one victim false stock reports detailing the success of his nonexistent new business, according to court papers.

Maybe I'll move on to BillionaireMatch.com. It's much harder to fake being a billionaire.